Marriage

Hunny bunnnyyyyy.
Yes, darling?
Did you call the baasunai?
What for, darling?
To fix the leak in the pipe, muffin pie. I mentioned it last night.
Aaah yes yes.
Yes yes you remember it, or yes yes you told him?
Yes...
Are you even listening to me?
Baby cakes, could I talk to you about this in exactly ten minutes? The match-
Weren't you watching that nonsense last night when I was talking about the pipe also?!
Yes, sweetie, it's called a series-
Is Sangakkara going to fix our pipe? IS HE?
No, darling, now calm down, sshh I'm concentrating-
I'm talking to you! Why can't you listen for once?
I do listen when I am not watching the match, darling-
When you're not watching the match, you're eating or sleeping or out getting drunk with your friends!
Yes...
YES?!
What?
What did I just say?
You said... the pipe, it needs fixing...
What did I say after that?!
You wanted Sangakkara to fix the pipe or something- honey, only 5 minutes more for a commercial break, samaavenn-
You've changed.
Yes, I dropped sauce on my shirt during lunch, had to put a new one-
No, you idiot! You've changed! You're not the man I married!
Honey, I'm just watching the match, not cheating on you!
Don't honey me! Before we got married, all you could do was buy me flowers and listen to every word I say and-
You were so much quieter before we got married-
WHAT!
AAAH WHAT A SHOT!
AH?
Sorry, I was shouting at the match, what were you saying?
Nevermind. Forget it, I'm fine.
Ok.
OK?! Can't you see that I'm upset?!
Why do you do that? Say you're fine when you're not fine?
Just leave me alone! I'm going to go lay the table!
Ok, darling, please don't forget to keep the potato curry-
*sobbing*
Why are you crying?!
You... you just don't care about me anymore.
What.. who... I was just watching the match! Now commercial break, tell tell, what about this pipe? I'll get it fixed first thing in the morning ah!
It's not about the pipe anymore goddammit! It's about everything, it's about US!
What just happened? Did you say something very pivotal when Malinga was bowling? Because that was when I wasn't listening at all-
I don't know if I can do this anymore.
Do what? What's going on? I said I'll fix the leak, I'm listening to you now, what-
Don't touch me! Just.. leave me alone...
OH GOD GORGEOUS!
What? I look a mess, all this crying over you has ruined my makeup, sweet thing of you to say though, hunny bunn-
Not you, I was talking about that sixer.